This is for me to vent.

Every once in awhile
it's important for it to be
just me and the girls.

You learn things from one another.
Some things you should do.
Some things you shouldn't.

But occasionally you learn something
that shocks and horrifies you.

Sex and the City.
Open and Honest.
The topic was blow jobs.
And the girls around me flipped.
"How gross" one of the married ones said.
"Ugh, I can't do that" says another.

What I want to say
would make me an outcast.
But I can't help but wonder
about the looks they'd give me.
So I say,
"But that's the best way to wake him up in the morning."