Last night, he said.
"Oh I forgot to tell you I'm engaged"
I know he's joking.
I play along.
He keeps joking.
He pushes a button by continuing.
I don't say much, until I say.
"If you want me to take you seriously I will"
He looks at me funny.
I say, "In the past, I had a guy who joked,
about having a kid,
5 months later,
I met his daughter,
quite unexpectedly."
His reply.
"Quietly Sipping Wine, why would I ever want to wreck
this good thing I have with you?"

Then he invited me to meet his parents.