Last night I sat out at a bar with three people I had no desire to see.
Not surprising, when I got home and found I couldn't fall asleep right away.
3:30 am was the last time I looked at the clock.
This morning I had to be at work at 8 am.

Today I dealt with the incoming freshman.
You have NO IDEA how awesomely-fucking-cool 18 year olds fresh-out-of-high-school are.
Believe you me, I had no idea.

S.O. is behaving like a donkey's ass.
Saturday when I left him he was sweet and charming.
He went to Indy to visit his best friend.
Came back like a donkey's asshole and has been that way ever since.

I poured myself a cup of coffee that had been sitting in the pot since 8:30 am.
I walked to the microwave, heated it, and sat down with it.
My co-worker looked at me and said, "The need for caffeine is strong with this one."

I didn't even have the energy to say "shut up."