Porno and Baseball

So S.O. has been living with a guy who has the maturity level of a 14 year old and is in the apartment ALL THE TIME.
He is in S.O.'s only bedroom.
S.O. and I have the futon in the living room.
I don't think you can imagine how horrible our sex life is right now.
If this is how it's going to be when you have kids, then count me out for at least another 7 years.

So last night, S.O.'s plans were to go to a dinner with his co-workers and then out to the bars.
Kind of disappointing to me, even though I didn't show it, because it was his last night here before heading to Chicago for a week.
I came over to his apartment at 5 and I told him that as long as I could spend time with him from 5 to 7 then I wouldn't bother him while he was out with his buddies at the bar (his original suggestion was that I come along when everyone headed to the bars).

He said ok.
Then after awhile he asked if I was hungry.
I thought that odd, and I said, "Yes, I'm planning on getting something as soon as you leave for your dinner."
He decided then to take me out to dinner and call his co-workers to let them know he wasn't going out with them.
Very sweet of him.
After dinner, (we ate earlier than everyone, so his 14 year old roommate/co-worker hadn't even left yet for the dinner) I told him that he should still go with this co-workers to dinner even if he didn't eat. He kind of shrugged his shoulders.
His roommate started to get ready to leave and asked if S.O. was coming with.
S.O. said no, that he was too full to move.

The roommate left.

As the door closed it suddenly dawned on me that it was just S.O. and me and no one else.
NO ONE ELSE.
Animal lust and basic instinct kicked in.

After the first rush of lust finally past us and we were lying naked on his futon he suddenly remembered the baseball game was on.
I love baseball, so I got up to put it on.
He walked to his computer and put on porn.

Baseball and porn.
It was heavenly.
For the next hour and a half it was teasing, watching home runs, sex, and oral pleasure.
Towards the end of the second hour, I was getting tired and cold (his air conditioning was freezing) so I put on my clothes.
S.O. laughed at me, put on his pants and then asked how long the clothes were going to stay on.
At that comment, I pulled his pants off again, and started a blow job.
I did not finish it.
Roommate home.
A mad dash for the rest of the clothes was all we could get done.
Condoms wrappers on the coffee table.
Porn still on the computer.

Roommate walks in and mentions the porn and baseball playing side by side.
S.O. and I just grin.
S.O. whispers, "one more week with a roommate."
I sigh.
Porno ends. Condoms are discretely picked up and thrown away.
Baseball game still on at least.

Then the roommate gets up, walks to the computer, and starts playing porn again.
He points and giggles.
S.O. says, "I swear only one more week."

The roommate turns to us and says, "Have you guys ever done a threesome?"

Creepy.