Alpha Phi Omega Overnighter is next weekend.
It’s a time to get away as a chapter, do a service project (which is usually raking leaves or painting something), and get to know the pledges.
My dear brother is in charge of Overnighter this year and he wrote a letter to all of us:
(I'll highlight the things that are actually real-life and not his imagination)
Hello my Minions,
Soon it shall be overnighter, and my quest for complete Logan domination will be in effect (Camp Logan is where it is at). All of you need to be there or I SHALL GIG YOU WITH MY MIGHTY GIGGING POWERS (gigging is when you get negative service hours on your record)!! (Unless you fill out an excuse form… they are my kryptonite.) Also, if you are free for the service part of overnighter but can’t make it to the rest and therefore were thinking of skipping overnighter all together, Don’t do this. Talk to AJ or Me. We have plans for you. Yes, diabolically genius plans. For the rest of you, be in the office on November 1lth at 8:18 in the morning. We will be leaving from there and stopping at McDonalds (yes plural… one can not handle all of us) on the way up for lunch. So bring money for lunch!! Just because you are my minions, doesn’t mean I’m buying you food!! If you show up late, you won’t get the standard denim jumpsuit and white fedora. Keep that in mind. The theme is “Blast from the past” Bring appropriate dress. Also bring your laser blasters. They shall come in handy against the armies of girl scouts we are sure to encounter in our march for victory. It may be quite cold and wet for overnighter or it could be sunny and warm. Check the weather. Also bring work gloves, Don’t forget your camouflage fatigues, face paint, k-bar daggers, cyanide pills, pocket language translator, teddy bear (standard issue), box of matches, bottle of Tylenol, 1 glazed donut, spare batteries for radios, tin foil hats, and non-dairy creamer. God help me if you forget the non-dairy creamer.
Asparagus hunt you and me in our dreams, sweetly plotting their green vengeance. Only the mushrooms can save us now.
-VP Membership
World Dominator
Megalomaniac Extraordinaire
Sometimes, he's just too far out there for even his own sister.
It’s a time to get away as a chapter, do a service project (which is usually raking leaves or painting something), and get to know the pledges.
My dear brother is in charge of Overnighter this year and he wrote a letter to all of us:
(I'll highlight the things that are actually real-life and not his imagination)
Hello my Minions,
Soon it shall be overnighter, and my quest for complete Logan domination will be in effect (Camp Logan is where it is at). All of you need to be there or I SHALL GIG YOU WITH MY MIGHTY GIGGING POWERS (gigging is when you get negative service hours on your record)!! (Unless you fill out an excuse form… they are my kryptonite.) Also, if you are free for the service part of overnighter but can’t make it to the rest and therefore were thinking of skipping overnighter all together, Don’t do this. Talk to AJ or Me. We have plans for you. Yes, diabolically genius plans. For the rest of you, be in the office on November 1lth at 8:18 in the morning. We will be leaving from there and stopping at McDonalds (yes plural… one can not handle all of us) on the way up for lunch. So bring money for lunch!! Just because you are my minions, doesn’t mean I’m buying you food!! If you show up late, you won’t get the standard denim jumpsuit and white fedora. Keep that in mind. The theme is “Blast from the past” Bring appropriate dress. Also bring your laser blasters. They shall come in handy against the armies of girl scouts we are sure to encounter in our march for victory. It may be quite cold and wet for overnighter or it could be sunny and warm. Check the weather. Also bring work gloves, Don’t forget your camouflage fatigues, face paint, k-bar daggers, cyanide pills, pocket language translator, teddy bear (standard issue), box of matches, bottle of Tylenol, 1 glazed donut, spare batteries for radios, tin foil hats, and non-dairy creamer. God help me if you forget the non-dairy creamer.
Asparagus hunt you and me in our dreams, sweetly plotting their green vengeance. Only the mushrooms can save us now.
-VP Membership
World Dominator
Megalomaniac Extraordinaire
Sometimes, he's just too far out there for even his own sister.
posted by sipwine at 3:05 PM
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My brother is crazy... just like your boyfriend.. heh heh
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