Late night.... popcorn

So Friday night I went to see Casino Royal with GH.

I walked into that movie thinking that I'd be really disappointed with the new James Bond, but I walked out realizing how wrong I was.

Saturday night I went and hung out with ID.

While I was there on saturday night ID asked what I had been up too. I told him about seeing the movie and he asked,

"Did you cut a hole in the popcorn bag for him?"

For a few minutes I just stared at him. Then I told him that there was a perfect good hole at the top of the bag if he wanted popcorn.
It was ID's turn to stare at me before he said,

"You nitwit, the bottom hole is so you can jerk him off while the movie is playing."


Is this what men fantasize about? Here I was thinking the salt and butter were something I'd never want around my gentials, but ID appears to feel differently.

I learn so much from men.