The Gay Boyfriend
What is the attraction for a woman to hang out at great length with a man, who likes men?
Having not had a "gay boyfriend" until recently I'll list the pros and cons.
Pros:
1.)If your real boyfriend isn't around, you still have someone to walk down the street with holding hands.
2.)If you feel lonely, you can call him and he'll come cuddle with you without sticking a boner into your back.
3.)While sipping coffee together, you can both check out guys.
4.)He will tell you how "fabulous" you look without any prompting
5.)If your ass doesn't look good in a pair of pants, he'll tell you right off the bat.
6.)If needing to make a straight man jealous, he will quickly make out with you, or hold your hand, so you don't look single.
Cons:
1.)If your ass looks bad in a pair of pants, he'll tell you, even if it's at 8 am and you have no chance of changing them until 5 that evening
2.)Sometimes when you are talking to him, he'll get distracted by a hot man, and then interrupt your story to tell you about the hot man.
3.)He will be at all times more horny than you.
So far, for me, the Pros out-weight the Cons.
Having not had a "gay boyfriend" until recently I'll list the pros and cons.
Pros:
1.)If your real boyfriend isn't around, you still have someone to walk down the street with holding hands.
2.)If you feel lonely, you can call him and he'll come cuddle with you without sticking a boner into your back.
3.)While sipping coffee together, you can both check out guys.
4.)He will tell you how "fabulous" you look without any prompting
5.)If your ass doesn't look good in a pair of pants, he'll tell you right off the bat.
6.)If needing to make a straight man jealous, he will quickly make out with you, or hold your hand, so you don't look single.
Cons:
1.)If your ass looks bad in a pair of pants, he'll tell you, even if it's at 8 am and you have no chance of changing them until 5 that evening
2.)Sometimes when you are talking to him, he'll get distracted by a hot man, and then interrupt your story to tell you about the hot man.
3.)He will be at all times more horny than you.
So far, for me, the Pros out-weight the Cons.
posted by sipwine at 4:35 PM
5 Comments:
If you are sitting anywhere making out with a gay guy, it does not make staright guys jealous, it makes us think 2 things:
1. Ohhh pity, she's taken I won't bother talking to her, since she is out with her bf and not a gay friend.
And when we find out he's gay, we think,
2. Damn you are desperate if you were trying to make me jealous, that was a bit game like wasn't it?
And then,
Honey, if he is fondling you up, and holding your hand, and making out with you, he's not as gay as you think he is.
Haha! Touché!
The making out part was sort of an exaggeration on my part, but he does kiss me goodbye when I leave, but it's like a European goodbye.
The holding hands in public...this, if it does make guys jealous, will make them jealous you have a boyfriend and they will not approach you, unless they gay friend is truly "flaming" in which case, if they are confident enough, might.
Being out with a gay friend as a "couple" is not inducive to meeting straight guys.
Its actually the opposite I'm trying to pull. When I'm holding hands with my gay boyfriend it's more because I wish that men would leave me alone.
You silly, silly woman. Yes of course all of us gay guy will be distracted by guys walking by, but on the pro side we all a handy accessory to hold your hand while you want someone to cuddle... shocking you're still single with such an intellect
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